Whether it be bobbing up and down like a boat.
Or going down like the Titanic.
The Queen Elizabeth love hotel is definitely the place to dock.
Or plunge an anchor even.
Plus it’s also where there are seamen gags aplenty, so to speak.
When it comes to hanging out by the blossoms, some people prefer to be with a bunch of friends, whereas others feel it’s far better with just a best friend.
And, after a particularly pleasant potter about, posing for a picture is practically a prerequisite.
When it comes to the much anticipated hullabaloo that is hanami, quiet contemplation or the largely more common large amounts of lager are usually what’s called for, although for some, along with presumably lots of the latter, lolling around in a loincloth is also part of the proceedings.
And while females can join in the fun, a fundoshi is only for the fellas.
As, quite annoyingly, are the not nearly so traditional nipple clamps.
Which are as uncomely,
as they are uncomfortable.
All of which culminates, at least in this case,
in a mildly coordinated melÃ©e.