Traditionally dressed tots at Japanese festivals are far from uncommon, although in this particular case, rather than sneaking a peek at her parents,

she may well have been peering at a prodigious pink penis.
Photographs from a small group of islands
Traditionally dressed tots at Japanese festivals are far from uncommon, although in this particular case, rather than sneaking a peek at her parents,

she may well have been peering at a prodigious pink penis.
When it comes to facial hair, most Japanese men aren’t hugely hirsute, with more than a few having to make do with the likes of manufactured moustaches. Yet baldness on the other hand doesn’t appear to be that big of a problem, which, while great for the majority, makes it even more catastrophic for those considering a combover.
Thankfully though, help is at hand, with wig makers well versed in such worries.

The only problem being that, on a caricature, the pronounced parting looks passable, but on a real person, it’s positively preposterous.

Japan’s obsession with all things cute, and the fairly recent convergence of this trend into cuddly little canines kitted out in all kinds of clothing, is an easy practice to poke fun at. However, that said, it could be a sign that I’m getting soft, or possibly because as a child I had a practically identical pet,

but somehow there’s something faintly fetching, cute even, about this feisty young festival goer in his colourful little coat.

For Japanese men with a penchant for plastic, there are a vast array of dolls to dabble with, whether it be at home, or in a hotel. The nation’s ladies on the other hand, should they have such a hankering, will have to make do with this somewhat catatonic casanova.

However, should they instead have the urge to look like, rather than liaise, with one, then this hair dye may well be ideal, with the added option of either bleach,

or brown,

to choose from.