Work done at this clinic may well be ‘very well, very fine’.
But it’s to be hoped that the surgeon is a little more methodical with his knife than he is with the English language.
*Many thanks again to Ben for the picture.
Language
Facial furore
After thoroughly enjoying my facial by the appropriately named Dr. Facial, I thought I’d treat myself further by popping along to the Flash Bust-up Salon on the same floor.
However I was informed in no uncertain terms that the treatment was for ladies only, as man breasts are apparently not ‘bust-upable’. Understandably aggrieved, I went back to see Dr. Facial to inform him about what had happened, but he didn’t see the problem. In fact, after I complained some more he got rather roused, resulting in him giving me a mouthful and then telling me to leave.
Erection fever
What exactly is concealed behind the covers below is unclear. A proud and tall column perhaps. Or maybe a smaller, sturdier form with a large circumference.
Either way, it’s a mystery that has left locals eagerly awaiting the unveiling, with rumours rife over how big the erection will turn out to be.
Odds on a large one are high.
(click images for enlarged erection)
Tasty Tokyo
The proprietor of the restaurant pictured below appears desperate to prove that there’ll be no foreign or flavourless food served on the premises whatsoever. In fact, so fantastic is the fare on offer, that the lack of a double ‘n’ in dining is simply unthinkable.
(click image for tastier Taisho)
Turd tally
In regards to forcing out faecal matter, are you a morning star,
or an afternoon ace?
(click image for movement-related magnification)