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Nov 25 2009 4 Comments

Japanese lavatory literature

Japan’s high-tech toilets are often featured by the foreign media, but whilst well aimed washlets and the like are all well and good, the simple heated toilet seat is still the biggest bonus of most bathrooms. A water closet wonder that is even more welcome now that winter is well on its way, making the commode a terrifically comfortable place to type a few tweets whilst tackling a turd, or even dabble in a doze when doing a dump.

And for those who like to indulge their love of literature at the same time as offloading a log, help is also at hand, so to speak, as toilet giant Toto has opted to produce some paper featuring flowery language rather than flowers, allowing the perusal of a few poems when performing a poo.

Japanese toilet paper

Or, to be slightly more specific and somewhat less subtle, a shit and several senryu.

Categorized: Odd

Oct 27 2009 4 Comments

One wheel wonder

Seeing young Japanese kids careering about on unicycles is not uncommon, but fellas who could feasibly be their fathers tackling tricks on them is.

Yet whilst it may be fun.

Japanese unicycle

It looks far from easy.

Japanese unicycle

If not, it’s probably fair to say, practically impossible.

Japanese unicycle

Categorized: Odd

Oct 25 2009 12 Comments

The wig of all wigs?

With wars and economic woes dominating much of the news, it must be terribly difficult indeed for a disgraced academic to get some much needed media coverage to counter a dismissal concerning data discrepancies.

Yet regardless or not of whether he fabricated the facts in a published plasma experiment, former University of Tsukuba professor, Teruji Cho, can definitely not be accused of lacking the tools to get the necessary attention, as wearing what could well be the worst wig in the world will undoubtedly produce publicity,

Japanese wig

if not necessarily a pardon.

Japanese wig

(image via the FG Forums)

Categorized: Odd

Oct 14 2009 10 Comments

Beautifully shaped Japanese breasts?

There are numerous Japanese items on the market for producing bigger and also better-shaped breasts, all the way from biscuits and beverages to rather bizarre rack rearranging rollers.

But for ladies after better looking boobs with basically no bother, this ‘sleeping bust up bra’ would appear to be perfect.

Japanese bust up busts

The garment effortlessly allowing the wearer to practically do nothing but simply wake up and marvel at her magically and majestically moulded mammaries.

Japanese bust up busts

A product that I can personally vouch for too, as after only a week or so of wearing one, my burgeoning man breasts are now looking particularly pert. Admittedly not an immediate postponement of prior engagements and play with them all day kind of pertness, but nevertheless they are still pleasantly perter.

Perhaps.

Categorized: Language, Odd

Oct 05 2009 11 Comments

Amazingly narrow apartment

The apparently small size of most Japanese apartments is often mentioned in the media, but it’s far from the case for a huge number of homes.

That said, however, stereotypes invariably contain a considerable amount of truth, although even this previously posted monolith-like place is positively massive when compared to the preposterously narrow apartment pictured below.

tiny Japanese house

Its mindbogglingly compact design making simply getting a cat inside somewhat complicated, let alone setting about trying to swing it.

tiny Japanese house

Categorized: Odd

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