It’s a fair cop guv

“I drive a rival automaker’s car every weekend to study its functions and mechanisms in the most objective way possible.”
Nissan President Carlos Ghosn, dismissing media coverage of the fact that he was driving a Porsche when he collided with a motorcycle in Tokyo last week.

Oh dear. How terribly embarrassing! Plus he managed to make an awkward situation even worse by coming up with such a lame excuse. The words red, handed, and caught spring to mind.