â€œThey said I must have a cow’s spirit because my boobs are big. I was told milk was all right, but advised to avoid beef because it would be cannibalism”
Now whether young Horii’s spirit bears a resemblance to that of a bovine is debatable to say the least. Her boobs being somewhat on the big side on the other hand, isn’t.
However to the disappointment of reporters, repeated offers to massage her succulent steaks in a manner similar to that allegedly lavished on Kobe beef cattle, were demurely declined.