“He nagged only us. We hoped the drug might make him kinder.”
An excuse made by two junior high school students after being rumbled for lacing their teacher’s lunch with antidepressants.
After a trip to the hospital due to feeling dizzy and generally unwell, how ‘kind’ the 39-year-old teacher will be upon his return wasn’t disclosed.
One can only hope for a free spiking of a fruity substance. That said, the weekend is preferred.
Man, the only thing worse than getting caught drugging your teacher is getting caught even though it didn’t work anyway! They should have at least stolen his wallet or maybe extort him out of his life savings while they were at it…