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Sep 16 2008 13 Comments

Elephant stone

Pets in Japan, or at least dogs of a diminutive nature, are treated terrifically well, with fashion and fancy foodstuffs far from uncommon. Larger, less cuddly creatures on the other hand aren’t always lavished with such luxuries, and, in some of the worst cases, are left bereft of even the basics.

A decidedly sorry situation that this elephant in Odawara knows about all too well.

Odawara elephant

As, while it may have a cracking view of the castle,

Odawara castle

it has precious little else to pass the time of day.

And although the sight of Umeko might well have been a dream to a few children too young to see such suffering,

Odawara elephant

her cruel concrete confinement and lack of companions surely means that after almost sixty years without stimulation,

Odawara elephant

the desperate beast’s death would surely be the only hope worth having.

Odawara elephant

Categorized: Photography

Sep 12 2008 4 Comments

Heavenly host?

As Tokyo is now positively teeming with host clubs, the competition has understandably become quite intense; a rivalry that isn’t just restricted to the clubs concerned but also the tousle-haired talents themselves, with number one ranking meaning markedly more money.

Japanese host club

Pulling in the punters in the first place though is obviously the main priority, and each club appears to have its own gimmick. Tiara above offers gold-tinted gaudiness, and Rime has rustled up a gang,

Japanese host club

but Vanilla is surely invincible,

Japanese host club

as it has sensationally gone and got the services of God.

Japanese host club

Categorized: Sex

Sep 11 2008 7 Comments

Bold Japanese bicycles

For most Tokyoites, it would appear that load carrying rather than looks is the bigger concern when buying a bicycle, and, as a result, basket-bearing beasts of burden are disappointingly deemed de rigueur.

Japanese bicycles

However, that’s not to say that pragmatism is always preferable, as this previously posted and lovingly looked after low rider amply proves.

Japanese bicycles

Yet, as cool as it may be, it is arguably outdone in the looks department by this bike-inspired beauty. Its bulbous back wheel no doubt making the wish to do wheelies overwhelming.

Japanese bicycles

Categorized: Photography

Sep 10 2008 3 Comments

Japan’s best breast(ist)?

With best Jeanist, Leathernist and even Nailist prizes given out every year, it’s perhaps not surprising then to hear that there is now the Parcassio Beautiful Leg Awards, which, without too much leverage of the language, could legitimately be labelled the best leggists.

Japanese Beautiful Leg Awards

However, while this series of events is all well and good, it also begs the question as to when a Japanese bra manufacturer will boast the best breastist. An event that as well as being a huge promotional tool, could also be the perfect medium for marvelling at Japan’s multitude of mammary merchants.

All the way from the now long in the tooth talents of ‘veteran’ Aki Hoshino,

Aki Hoshino

to the more youthful but equally considerable capabilities of Reon Kadena.

Reon Kadena

And there could even be a possible nod to the not so natural, with the inclusion of the somewhat crudely constructed Kano sisters.

Kano sisters

Although with one of them rumoured to have formerly been a fella (the one on the left perchance?), it’s not all that difficult to imagine that she’d have been better off waiting to appear in the presumably up-and-coming best penisist promotion.

Categorized: General

Sep 09 2008 3 Comments

Pastime or parts off?

Fairly well-known outside these fair shores, the second-hand retailer, Hard Off, and its pastime related partner, Hobby Off, conjure up considerably quaint, even cute, connotations.

Hobby Off

However, when it comes to the pair’s car related cousin, the name is nowhere near as nice.

Unnecessarily nasty even.

Parts Off

Categorized: Language

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