This cute little machine could save me a lot of problems. It’s name is PaPeRo (not very catchy I know), and from all accounts it has the ability to translate sentences from Japanese to English (or vice versa) in seconds.
No more awkward situations in restaurants or shops if I buy one of these little wonders. I could just turn to trusty PaPeRo for assistance. Likewise at work, I could place the wee fella on my desk and have my own personal interpreter. Fantastic.
Plus he has a dainty little backpack. Ideal for holding my mobile phone. What more could a man ask for?
Hmm, I wonder if he enjoys drinking beer and talking about sportâ€¦