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Phenomenal fetishist

As well as potentially costing him his freedom, Masashi Kamata’s shoe obsession looks to have also costs him a considerable amount of money, as the footwear fiend had to resort to renting a warehouse to store his vast glut of ill-gotten gains.

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Arrested back in September for the theft of just two pairs of indoor school shoes, it appears to have taken until this week for the police to unearth Kamata-san’s astonishing collection, with local officers confiscating around 5,000 pairs of children’s school shoes from the warehouse.

Seemingly unfazed by the find, the 28-year-old attempted to explain his behaviour by telling investigators, “I was enjoying their smell. Indoor shoes for school sexually stimulate me. I couldn’t throw away the shoes I obtained.”

Rumours that Kamata is eagerly looking forward to developing a similar penchant for prison-issue pumps have yet to be confirmed.

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Jaundiced Jennifer

Many modern Japanese love dolls it has to be said are state-of-the-art creations — their life-like attributes making them popular playthings in a plethora of settings, such as rental and room-hire services. Yet due to the high cost of such silicone satisfaction, not all dutch wives are so technologically advanced, with some ‘discount dolls’ requiring rather more in the realm of imagination.

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However despite her far from arousing appearance, ‘Jennifer’ doesn’t come that cheaply, so to speak, costing a far from thrifty 39,000 yen ( 175 pound). The price tag possibly reflecting a few features not immediately obvious, as not only is the legless lump labelled as ‘sexy’, but is also a staff recommendation — although whether that be from experience or mere hearsay isn’t disclosed.

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Rescue relief

The rigours of the unregulated world of silicone sex workers was highlighted today when a ‘hotel employee’ was urgently rushed back to its manufacturer, Tokyo technicians applying emergency lubrication of the synthetic kind to keep the plastic patient pliant.

Thankfully the doll’s condition was later said to be stable, with a hygienist claiming that after a good scrub and a quick hose down she’d be back at work in no time.

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Fornication fasting

Japan’s unenviable position at the bottom of the ‘most at it like rabbits’ league table looks set to continue, with the seemingly less than passionate population quite possibly set to reduce the tryst tally even further this year.

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At least this would certainly be the case were the poll restricted to married couples, as a recent survey by Bayer — which has been tirelessly translated by the far from wilting What Japan Thinks — found that the average number of sexual sojourns for a Japanese pair was a measly 17 a year, further strengthening the notion of the sexless marriage. A number so pitiful in fact that it makes the nation’s average figure of 45 forays seem almost feverish in its frequency.

Whilst a little over 10 percent of those questioned managed to make the effort at least once a week, the rest of the results make for less than encouraging reading. A sizeable 16 percent of those asked only indulge in a bit of intercourse once a month; however even this figure isn’t that bad when compared to those who haven’t had a bit of how’s your father for over a year — a whopping 34 percent.

Notably a thrifty 3 percent managed to just about keep up appearances by getting one ‘go’ in a year. Something of a holiday treat perhaps.

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