For any frustrated male in Japan hankering for something other than his own handy work, a myriad of options are available; specialist outlets boasting a vast array of lifelike latex lady parts and even mechanical masturbators.
However, for the bloke who’s a little bashful about buying such things, a homemade alternative is available; some cups, a few sponges and a bit of lubricant being the only requirements.
Yes, that’s it. A packet of plastic cups and some cheap kitchen accessories are all that’s necessary. And as the pictures below demonstrate, conjuring them into a captivating cranny is equally straightforward.
Then with the aid of a cleverly folded futon, it’s just a matter of getting the height and angle right.
And away you go.*
For more details just click here. The text is unfortunately entirely in Japanese, but there are several more pictures — even an animated one. None of which contain actual genitalia, although whether such an omission makes it safe for work or not is debatable to say the least.
And if all that’s not enough, go and check out what the same enterprising chap can muster up with a bit of fake hair and some dodgy briefs.
*Reading material optional
Peter says
“And away you go” – this reminds of what I heard about how Japanese people say ã„ã (to go) instead of how Americans say “I’m coming”, at the appropriate time.
Huey says
the guy could utter fake female orgasmic sounds for heightened realism
quaisi says
Eek 🙂
melina says
I haven’t visited for a few weeks (I”m sorry! I’m sorry!) and what post greets me? THIS ONE! hahahahaha!
That’ll teach me…well, this POST will!
Bunny says
Lee, I would like to shake your “hand”. I’m getting hot! What I need is a dehumifier.
chelsea says
I came to a point where I was just staring in awe(for lack of a better word)at those picture… are there guys who honestly do that? Certainly taught me something!
Jee says
OMFG 😮
Outrageously funny, Japanese are surely sexuality creative.
hair remover says
Pretty creative. I’m sure he’ll come up with a way to simulate a shaved pubic area next.