Photographs from a small group of islands
With the Japanese Valentine’s Day tradition of women buying men chocolate more obligation than infatuation, February 13th sees post-work panic buying of practically feeding of the five thousand proportions.
Or should that be fleecing?
For a TV segment to be suitably saucy and yet safe for uncensored viewing, the ingredients have to be just right, and the makers of this cheeky little chapter appear to have got it spot on.
For starters, it’s based around five beauties in a bath,
in bikinis.
Plus, as luck would have it, there are plenty of big, ahem, bubbles bobbing about too.
With even the added bonus of some simulated soaping of sorts.
And yet, through a combination of mindless music and moronic movements, the whole thing is about as sexy as sumo.
Sort of.
(video via Kirainet)
There is far from a shortage of establishments in Tokyo to feed the nation’s fantastic array of fetishes, all the way from train-related titillation to classroom-like clubs, with even the odd maid obediently offering a helping hand along the way.
Yet somewhat surprisingly, considering Japan’s fondness for fashion, there is even a strip club catering for a spot of nostalgia-based naughtiness.
A place where, as well as peering at bare bottoms, patrons can seemingly bask in the impossibly perverted pleasure of bad eighties bouffants.
(click image for a bit of bare bottom to go with the bouffant)
Due to their very nature, exercise belts aren’t exactly cutting-edge as far as clothing is concerned, with even this Hello Kitty concoction coming off as more cumbersome than cute.
However, as far as design and even dignity goes, the kitty-themed model is mildly modish compared to the almost masochistic mien of the Boneless Belt.
A product that looks sickening enough when semi-covered, but up close and perspiringly personal, it is positively repellent.
Decadently dingy,
or just a dismal, dirty looking den?