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Dec 22 2005 26 Comments

Hard Gay hoo-ha

Japanese TV ‘characters’ come and go at an alarming rate, but comedian Razor Ramon’s alter-ego, Hard Gay, has taken the nation by storm. The hip thrusting ‘homosexual’ showing both determination and staying power.

razor ramon hard gay

Yet Hard Gay’s immense popularity may well be his downfall, as a sexual minority network has complained to entertainment giant Tomy for producing a game based on Razor Ramon’s creation. In fact, so incensed is the Kyoto-based group, it has demanded that the company immediately cease production of its unique version of the popular kurohi-gei Kiki Ippatsu game.

hard gay toy

As the toy involves putting a person in a barrel and then gleefully prodding them with swords, the group claims that such behaviour will become associated with homosexuals; the combination of gays and random poking become inexorably linked. Giving rise to fears that children may think that discrimination against sexual minorities is fine.

Tomy has failed to say whether or not it will halt production of the game, but a spokesperson for the company said. “We have taken the matter seriously, and want to respond. The concept of the game is not to stab people with swords, but rather it is to have the character jump out from the barrel. We want to explain that there has been confusion.”

Alleged complaints from the Tokyo-based Pirates Against Persecution about yet another version of the sword and barrel based toy have yet to be confirmed.

Categorized: Television

Dec 21 2005 3 Comments

Costly cake

Christmas may well be the season of excess, but surely even the most overindulgent amongst us would baulk at department store Takashimaya’s amazingly costly Christmas cake.

A one-off in every sense of the word, the festive dessert is awash with gemstones. And whilst presumably making consumption more than a little problematic, the hexagonal-shaped offering contains 223 embedded diamonds. The most extravagant being a five-carat heart-shaped beauty.

japanese christmas cake

Needless to say, such ‘ingredients’ bump up the price somewhat. The cake selling for a mind boggling 200 million yen (975,000 pound). However for those considering a purchase but concerned about its longevity, a Takashimaya spokesperson happily claimed that the cake should last a whole year at room temperature.

Categorized: Food and Drink

Dec 20 2005 2 Comments

Big bust

Whilst just about interesting enough in itself, the picture below also offers the relatively rare opportunity of using the words bust, helmet and chopper in the same sentence. Although it goes without saying that such dreadful double-entendres have no place whatsoever on Tokyo Times.

big bust

Click on the image for an, ahem, enlargement.

Categorized: Language, Photography, Sex

Dec 19 2005 1 Comment

Farming find

For the past 40 years or so, Sumiko Funahashi has grown vegetables near her home in koga, Ibaraki Prefecture. Yet whilst perhaps having found the odd amusingly shaped turnip, the 68-year-old housewife has never come across anything shaped quite like this before.

japanese daikon

The dazzling daikon (radish) was pulled out of the ground at the end of November, and since then, nearby residents have been making trips to see it — treating this unique member of the mustard family as a good luck charm of sorts. Funahashi-san herself proudly claiming, “I won’t eat the radish for the moment and have put it on display in the alcove of my home.”

This unusual root vegetable veneration it turns out is due to the fact its shape is likened to that of a baby sitting up. A view that makes one wonder what on earth Ibaraki infants look like.

Categorized: Food and Drink, Odd

Dec 16 2005 27 Comments

Flatulent fluff

The ubiquitous political polls tell us that President Bush’s reign is far from popular. Similarly, his cohort in Britain is suffering from equally dismal figures. Yet whilst important, such findings are almost inconsequential when compared to the recent discoveries of television programme ‘Trivia no Izumi’.

Dutifully translated and kindly published by What Japan Thinks, the in-depth current affairs show found that a whopping 43% of Japanese husbands had to suffer the indescribable discomfort of hearing their wife break wind in only the first year of marriage.

fart graph

As the pie chart above graphically demonstrates, Japanese ladies appear to simply fart for fun; with nearly half of them practically pumping their way through the first year of marriage. Equally unsettling is that a staggering 29% couldn’t even manage two years without reeling off the odd rasper.

That’s not to say the poll — which interviewed 1000 Japanese husbands — doesn’t offer a slight glimmer of hope though, as a disappointing but still significant 12% of wives never upset their partner by emitting an audible bottom burp.

However rather sadly, the poll didn’t include data on the infamous ‘silent but deadly’ variety of discharge.

Categorized: General

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