Pet protection

“The chip will prevent thoughtless owners from abandoning their pets.”
Naoto Kitamura, a Lower House member and licensed veterinarian, on a proposed law to make chip implanting mandatory in pet dogs and cats.

The chip is said to send out the animal’s location and a distress signal when it simultaneously finds itself near a sack, a piece of sting, a heavy object, and a large body of water.

Or so I’m led to believe.