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Jul 04 2008 2 Comments

Tat for Tokyo tourists?

The Japanese discount empire, Don Quijote, which, among other things, is ideal for foreign foodstuffs and naughty novelties, is apparently intent on attracting tourists; announcing that it will introduce maps in different languages, as well as simple instructions for subtracting sales tax.

Don Quijote

A move that could well see signs suggesting something along the lines of, ‘Schoolgirl uniforms this way’,

Japanese schoolgirl cosplay

‘Similarly suspect swimsuits over there’,

Japanese party wear

along with, ‘Air idols aplenty!’.

Japanese air idol

Plus there’s also the possibility of, ‘Model masks near the macaroni’,

Yuko Ogura mask

‘Adult video star’s digits down by the deodorant’,

Japanese AV star Kato Taka

and even the previously unimaginable, ‘Sales tax off sperm magnifiers‘.

Japanese sperm magnifier

Which, all in all, could be a campaign that will leave the likes of Kyoto and the country’s castles suffering a major loss in visitors.

Maybe.

(news story via the FG Forums)

Categorized: General, Odd

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  1. pchokn says

    7/4/2008 at 9:54 pm

    Whaton EARTH is that plasma sperm thing about? :O

    Reply
  2. gb says

    7/5/2008 at 6:53 am

    love the sperm magnifier. you gotta make sure your little guys are healthy right?

    Reply

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