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Mar 13 2007 16 Comments

Tokyo terminal

Are you currently fed up of constantly coming across dead bodies that are both an inconvenience and an eyesore? Or alternatively, do you have to look after a friend who is not only fat but also is forever falling over?

If so, then you need look no further than the picking people up who are dead or dormant robot.

japanese robot

The only possible problem is that if the person is only the latter, they may not remain that way after the machine has mangled and manhandled them.

japanese robot

Yet such minor issues aside, it is undoubtedly a fine addition to Japan’s growing number of mechanical helpers; however, rumours that the robot is able to ‘digest’ those who don’t make it and has been bought in bulk by a certain fast food restaurant chain have yet to be confirmed.

Categorized: Technology Stuff

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  1. Paul says

    3/13/2007 at 7:59 pm

    SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEOPLE

    Does it have a cartoon character logo?

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  2. Lee says

    3/13/2007 at 8:58 pm

    Not that I know of Paul, but as it is used by the Fire Brigade, cuddly little Kyuta will pobably be the official mascot of all corpse eating robots.

    At least for now anyway…

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  3. Harvey says

    3/14/2007 at 11:04 am

    GET IN MY STOMACH!

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  4. tom says

    6/30/2007 at 9:12 am

    The owner’s manual must have a section on the cleaning and maintenance of the “chin hook apparatus”.

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  5. satyr says

    3/5/2009 at 12:15 am

    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. Kyna says

    3/5/2009 at 12:50 am

    I wondered what that was outside my apartment this morning!

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  7. WHAT says

    3/5/2009 at 5:22 am

    The zombie apocalypse is coming! This will help clear the streets before the infected become zombies!

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  8. meganweber says

    4/18/2011 at 10:04 am

    that was so nastie

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