The joy of shopping?
Tokyo’s worst dining spot?
Well, worst is arguably going a bit too far, as despite the relative squalor, passed out drunk and less than fresh smell, it’s still probably better than taking the little fella to McDonald’s.
The sadness of a fake Japanese policeman?
It could be argued that most Japanese policemen have very little to do — the hunt for stolen bicycles or giving directions taking up much more of their time than anything truly important. But even that dwarfs this poor fella’s duties. A figure whose only task appears to be to stand still and look completely forlorn.
Louis Vuitton Tokyo: High-end homelessness?
Too drunk to even reach the toilet
So near and yet so desperately far.
