Odd

Skulking around and secretly sorting out assassinations is all well and good, but such late nights along with wandering around in all kinds of weather can obviously wreak havoc on a combatant’s complexion.

An issue that has finally been addressed with this meticulously made esthe mask.

An important piece of kit that allows any warrior worried about their well-being to pamper their features and keep them supple and small while at the same time still pummelling their opponents.

Apparently.

Small houses and a lack of space are often talked about in relation to Tokyo, but in reality, most of the city’s modern homes are more than merely habitable, even if they do lack a little in looks, and indeed life-span.

Plus, while the capital’s infamous lack of land along with its cost can cause a considerable amount of compromise, it is also capable of occasionally conjuring up an amazing amount of imagination.

Meaning that the constraints of a compact corner can actually be used creatively, adding a dash of monochrome,

along with some almost monolith-like melodrama to a plot of land perhaps previously deemed impractical.

And, although it doesn’t boast much in the way of privacy,

it luckily doesn’t lack light.

(click images for double-sized domicile)

As a man, mammaries, whether they are modestly proportioned or mindbogglingly massive, are amazing — mesmerising even. However, regardless of their size, rollers it would seem are required to really make the most of them.

A rigourous — if one is up for it — bout of daily rubbing for ten minutes or so with something that’s nice and knobbly,

leaving the parts in question both perfectly proportioned and positively perky.

Apparently.

After producing another Tokyo Times post positively peppered with puns and liberally laden with laughable alliteration, there’s arguably nothing better than getting some good head to relieve the rigours of writing.

Leaving one refreshed, relieved,

and looking just a little bit ludicrous.