As a man, mammaries, whether they are modestly proportioned or mindbogglingly massive, are amazing — mesmerising even. However, regardless of their size, rollers it would seem are required to really make the most of them.

A rigourous — if one is up for it — bout of daily rubbing for ten minutes or so with something that’s nice and knobbly,

leaving the parts in question both perfectly proportioned and positively perky.

Apparently.









