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Mar 08 2004 4 Comments

I don’t get it

This is a sweeping generalization I know, but as a race the Japanese are usually very reserved. They don’t like to speak out in public, or in any way draw unnecessary attention to themselves. Coming from Britain I can easily understand this mindset, and don’t really have any problems with it.

But what I can’t understand is behaviour that contradicts this, yet at the same time is accepted (or at least ignored). I’ve lost count of the number of things I’ve seen people doing on the train, which I (as an equally reserved Englishman) would never dream of doing in public. Simply for the fear of being openly ridiculed. Or at the very least stared at.

Here are a few of the things I’ve witnessed on the train.

1. Commuters cutting their nails.
2. Bizarre and elaborate stretching exercises.
3. A man cleaning out his ears with a cotton bud.
4. Women (and occasionally men) putting make-up on.
5. Salary men openly reading pornography.

And my personal favourite (which unfortunately I didn’t see, but was informed about through a frantically typed text message), was a woman shaving another woman’s forehead and eyebrows on the station platform. I kid you not.

The thing is, how can these people not be even slightly embarrassed performing such activities on a busy train (or platform)? Especially in overly self conscious Japan. And how come nobody stares, or looks on in disbelief? Yet when I get on the train, countless people stare just because I’ve got brown hair, a tall nose, and blue eyes.

That can’t be right. Can it?

Categorized: Culture, Odd

Mar 06 2004 2 Comments

Must follow arrows. Must follow arrows.

Yesterday I painted a rather bleak picture of salary men and their work dominated lifestyles. But maybe I was being a little unfair, as it has to be said that their existence is not all work and no play.

As well as drinking with their boss, salary men do have other hobbies. Dancing is rather surprisingly one of them.

Take it away Watanabe-san!

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Categorized: Culture, General, Odd

Mar 05 2004 2 Comments

I am salary man

Yesterday I did some teaching at a kindergarten. Well, I use the word teaching rather loosely. In reality, 70 or so 5 year-olds ran around making lots of noise, whilst I stood there looking bemused, shouting out random English words. It was good fun though.

But one thing struck me. As it always does. How do these cheery and inquisitive little boys turn into rather dour (and decidedly uninquisitive) salary men? It seems such a shame that a large number of these kids will turn into suit wearing drones, working every hour god sends, and having precious little time with their own children.

But maybe, just maybe, being a salary man isn’t such a bad thing. It could actually be my western thinking that’s out of place. As in class at the junior high school the other day, the students were talking about their dreams. Sadly for a group of 14 year-olds there were very few responses, but one boy stood up and proudly proclaimed that his dream was to become a salary man. To give him some credit, there was a slight edge to his answer. He didn’t want to be any old salary man, his aim was to become a great salary man.

I couldn’t think of a response then. And I still can’t think of one now. So here’s a picture of his future to pass the time along.

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Categorized: General

Mar 05 2004 Leave a Comment

Copying a copper

“At first I was content just wearing the uniform at home, but when I walked around the neighborhood, people asked me for directions and thanked me when I answered them, and I got hooked.”

Katsuaki Kobayashi, 27, arrested for walking around Tokyo in a mail-order police uniform.

No comment. I can’t add anything to that.

Categorized: Odd

Mar 04 2004 1 Comment

Nuvo riche

Another new robot is about to be produced in Japan, this latest one by Tokyo based ZMP. It goes by the name of nuvo, hence the corny title to this post. Which seemed quite clever when I first wrote it.

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Whilst a bit on the short side, coming in at only 39 cm’s, nuvo is a clever little thing. It can walk on two legs, and then pick itself up when it falls over. Which I’m guessing is quite often, as this seems to be a big selling point. And if that wasn’t enough, it also recognizes voice commands such as advance and stop. Unfortunately there’s no mention of whether it knows left or right, so movements could be somewhat limited!

As well as walking (and of course picking itself up), nuvo also has the ability to relay images of its surroundings to a videophone. Although presumably this will be just what’s directly in front of nuvo, and due to its lack of height, all things under 39 cm’s. So you can look forward to lots of shots of people’s slippers, and now and again the carpet, as nuvo picks itself up after a fall.

I presume by now that you can’t wait to get your hands on one of these little beauties. And if you’ve got 500,000 Yen (2,480 Pounds) to spare, you’ll be all set when they go into production.

Categorized: Technology Stuff

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