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Manga melons

When it comes to big and bulging bosoms, manga and anime take some beating, with countless characters boasting almost missile-like mammaries — their enormously enlarged bouncy bits defying both nature and gravity.

big and bouncy

Yet for those inclined to dismiss such material as mere titillation, any criticism should be directed at the academics rather than the artists; this poster for an anime and manga school in Tokyo showing in no uncertain terms what’s expected.

japanese manga

Plus as well as details on nurturing the knack of enormous knockers, the site also has a nice line in mildly amusing English.

This home page was installed in order to transmit the information of the classroom which teaches the special field which is called the Yoyogi animation institute which to Japan is. Please enjoy please.

Which is a bonus.

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*Huge thanks to the always informative Japan Now & Then for the pic.

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Bulging bureaucracy

Perhaps taking the government’s casual cool biz campaign a little too far, a Hyogo Prefecture bureaucrat stepped out last weekend sporting a wig and miniskirt. A not altogether objectionable outfit it has to be said, although on a 56-year-old male it could be regarded as unconventional — risqué even.

a miniskirt
not the man in question apparently

Still, Hiroshi Ikeuchi’s Saturday night out wouldn’t have raised much more than a few eyebrows if he’d just gone quietly about his business. Yet feeling a little giddy in his gutsy garment, the general affairs manager inexplicably opted to expose his genitalia to three female students. The skimpy nature of his outfit presumably facilitating this bit of furtive fun.

Appalled at what they saw however, the three young women overpowered Ikeuchi-san as he tried to demurely depart and handed him over to the local police. The resultant arrest prompting a clearly shocked city mayor to say, “It was an act unworthy of a public servant, and I express my heartfelt apology.” A comment that Ikeuchi may not necessarily agree with, as the fashion conscious felon calmly claimed, “I was steeped in a sense of freedom.”

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Closet coverage

The school athletic meeting he’d been sent to cover was presumably far from fascinating for Naoki Watanabe, as instead of writing about race winners and stellar performances, the 29-year-old journalist hid in the toilet and attempted to secure some rather more salacious scoops.

Quite how Watanabe-san intended to incorporate this clandestine coverage into his final story will never be known, as the roving reporter was caught before he could get that far — a tip-off from a parent resulting in his arrest; although not before the 29-year-old had managed to film two women in an adjoining cubicle.

Thoroughly disgusted with its employees actions, the newspaper confirmed punitive measure will be taken against the young reporter, a company official kindly supplying other publications with an unintentionally pun-based proclamation by saying, “After getting to the bottom of the incident, we’ll take strict measures against him.”

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Synthetic safety

With robots and their close relatives set to eventually provide help in such diverse areas as nursing, security and cleaning, the Ministry of Economy Trade and Industry has announced that strict guidelines will be required to minimise the potential risk; an example being the use of sensors to stop any man-made mates unexpectedly bumping into someone, and the use of soft materials should they still somehow manage to do so. The sensor strewn and spongy RI-MAN pictured below being a prime example, although the addition of a malleable mohawk is presumably optional.

japanese robot

Yet despite planning to complete its set of guidelines by the end of the year, METI has remained silent on what — if any — restrictions will be placed on more pleasure related pals, an omission that may lead to risky rendezvous for synthetic sex seekers. The short clip below of a sex doll showroom giving away none of the potential pitfalls awaiting would-be wooers.

sex dolls

However judging by this other video, the plastic playmates soft and supple ‘bumpers’ do at least undergo rigorous and repeated testing.

sex doll

Clips that despite being safety standards based are probably not best viewed at the work place.

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Hotel honesty

Rather disappointingly, most love hotel owners attempt to cloak their establishment’s short-stay shenanigans with bland and utterly unrelated names. Others go even further by endeavouring to give their business a higher worth, hinting at an almost principled pursuit.

love hotel

Thankfully though there are exceptions, with this riverside retreat in particular making no bones whatsoever about its line of work.

big nob

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