Sex

For any frustrated male in Japan hankering for something other than his own handy work, a myriad of options are available; specialist outlets boasting a vast array of lifelike latex lady parts and even mechanical masturbators.

However, for the bloke who’s a little bashful about buying such things, a homemade alternative is available; some cups, a few sponges and a bit of lubricant being the only requirements.

Yes, that’s it. A packet of plastic cups and some cheap kitchen accessories are all that’s necessary. And as the pictures below demonstrate, conjuring them into a captivating cranny is equally straightforward.

Then with the aid of a cleverly folded futon, it’s just a matter of getting the height and angle right.

And away you go.*

For more details just click here. The text is unfortunately entirely in Japanese, but there are several more pictures — even an animated one. None of which contain actual genitalia, although whether such an omission makes it safe for work or not is debatable to say the least.

And if all that’s not enough, go and check out what the same enterprising chap can muster up with a bit of fake hair and some dodgy briefs.

*Reading material optional

For silicone sex seekers held back by hygiene concerns, emotional discomfort, or a simple lack of funds, help may finally be at hand — providing a willing partner can be found; the simple application of a mannequin-like mask creating a convincing — if somewhat disturbing — love doll effect.

Plus, just like their expensively constructed counterparts, different ‘heads’ can be used.

And whilst the changing of masks might take a little longer than the simple removal of a head, overall it’s probably an improvement as there’ll be no fear of it falling off during especially vigorous activity.

All in all, an option that may eventually lead to a huge number of latex lay-offs.

Or more than likely, won’t.