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Jan 14 2008 14 Comments

Larger Japanese ladies

There are bars in Tokyo tailored to all kinds of tastes, with those fond of beach fashion, train-themed titillation or even schoolgirl company all carefully catered for.

However, in a land where longevity and litheness are almost legendary, it’s perhaps a little surprising to find a location with only ladies on the larger side.

Punters at the Peach Girls chubby pub (ã½ã¡ã‚ƒãƒ‘ãƒ–) undoubtedly getting plenty of pounds for their pennies,

with the added option of picking a partner on the grounds of her weight rather than wares.

Or indeed both if they are bold enough.

(huge thanks to Ken for the link)

Jan 08 2008 2 Comments

With women-only carriages now commonplace in the Japanese capital, and ladies finally fighting back against the furtive fiddles of fellow fare payers, those intent on still touching people on the train have had to seek alternative avenues — namely carriage-themed fetish clubs.

Establishments where paying ‘passengers’ can indiscriminately touch up other travellers until the time comes for them to get off at their desired destination. A journey which presumably varies in distance, especially if the emergency stop lever gets prematurely pulled.

Dec 13 2007 Leave a Comment

Tokyo talent

Some of Tokyo’s more entertainment orientated establishments have a tendency to couch the opportunities they offer in rather tame language, with this particular place opting to tout its, erm, talent.

However, on the other hand, one or two make no bones whatsoever about what kind of bar they are operating — or at least what the chief sales point is.

Nov 16 2007 1 Comment

Love hotel linguistics

Japan’s large number of love hotels are understandably lauded for their lively decor, but on the other hand, barely a mention is given to their equally imaginative monikers.

Okay, so some are admittedly far from subtle, but as far as the competitive world of entertaining euphemisms go, this one offers a very stiff challenge indeed.

(click image for double-sized ding-a-ling)

Nov 06 2007 2 Comments

Japanese supermarket solutions

Kind offers of appendage increasing pills and performance enhancing potions are forever being forwarded to Tokyo Times; however, whereas the former are admittedly hard to find in a Japanese supermarket, a quick forage around the fish section is usually enough to locate something along the lines of the latter.

Eel, perhaps predictably, is earmarked as something of an ‘energiser’, but for those after a particularly salacious night of sauciness, then salmon sperm is supposedly superior.

If a little sickly looking.

Plus it’s also slightly discounted for those needing a boost but at the same time on a budget. What more could one ask for?

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