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Feb 15 2007 5 Comments

Horrible housing

Despite the relatively rapid rate that buildings go up (and down) in Tokyo, it’s somewhat surprising that there are still a good number of these aged and awful abodes about.

old japanese house

How cold they must be in winter doesn’t bear thinking about, although having ventured into one such home a while ago, the lack of insulation may not be the only worry for tentative tenants — a cesspit and a hole for a toilet arguably making a mere lack of warmth a minor concern. Even worse is that the rather cramped nature of such places means the pit’s pungent aroma pervades the whole house, with fresh waves of it wafting through each room every time the bathroom door is opened. A far cry indeed from the toilet technology Japan is often famed for.

Still, some of them do have rather more modern means of moving waste matter, and with the odd personal touch, they can look a little more welcoming — sort of.

old japanese house

And whilst the majority of Tokyo’s millions of apartment dwellers have to make do with a cramped balcony for drying laundry, many of these domiciles do have more in the way of outdoor space.

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Even boasting room for parking too.

old japanese house

Although sadly that’s not always the case. In fact, far from it at times.

old japanese houses

And anyway, whether any extra space makes up for some of the other, rather less attractive attributes, is debatable to say the least.

old japanese house

(click images for larger, less than lovely living spaces)

Categorized: General, Photography

Feb 14 2007 6 Comments

Soporific sport

While Japanese mobile phone operator Softbank has recently been in the headlines over the hullabaloo surrounding the allegedly large sums of money paid to Cameron Diaz and Brad Pitt for their work in the company’s current ad campaign, its affiliate Softbank Players has, after much speculation, taken the much less media friendly option of bailing out debt-ridden sport Banei horse racing.

banei japanese horse racing

A peculiar pastime that, for those who don’t follow the sport, involves huge horses pulling even heavier weights up a track that is seemingly designed to slow proceedings down even further.

The racecourses Banei-Keiba are 200-meter-long straight separate courses with two humps in the middle. The whole course is covered with over 30-centimeter deep sand, and horses starting from the starting gate clear the 1-meter high first hump and next fight over the 1.5-meter high second hump. Steel sleighs pulled by the horses are loaded with weights, and horses compete with each other by pulling the over 500-kilogram sleighs.

There again, with the right marketing, Banei does have the potential to be popular with those suffering from heart problems or sleeping disorders — its preposterously ponderous pace and complete lack of excitement possibly making it more effective than beta-blockers or sleeping pills. The 4-minute video below offering a suitably soporific sample.

Arguably the only brief moment of interest — which mercifully happens early on — is the mention of the unusually named horse, Super Clinton. A clip of which, if you are really that interested, can be seen here.

Finally, for those who have watched the video in its entirety, driving or operating heavy machinery is not advisable until you have fully recovered your senses.

Categorized: Sports

Feb 13 2007 4 Comments

Latex look-alikes

With Japan boasting readily available rental services, and magazines devoted to the topic, the silicone sex doll would appear to be here to stay.

So much so in fact that one cosmetic maker has took the unusual approach of tackling the trend head on – its new make-up range magically mimicking the man-made mates.

Japanese latex doll look-alikes

All the way from the vacant eyes,

like a Japanese love doll

to the composite complexion and latex-like lips.

like Japanese latex doll

An effect that it has to be said is almost as convincing as the real thing. Even though the real thing isn’t actually the real thing – rather the real thing is reacting the unreal thing and trying to replicate its rubbery realness.

latex doll face

Or at least something along those lines.

(click images for larger latex look-alikes)

Categorized: Fashion, Photography, Sex

Feb 12 2007 8 Comments

Japan Unwrapped #1: Lame loaves?

Dear Tokyo Times,

I realise that Japan’s staple food is rice, but I’ve heard that loaves of bread over there are pitifully small — like a measly 10 slices or something. Is it true?

Sam, London

Sadly Sam, a 10-slice loaf is the stuff of dreams, with those of us partial to a bit of flour-based foodstuff forced to buy packets containing a measly 6 slices — or perhaps 8 if we are really lucky.

Japanese bread

And whilst admittedly the pieces are on the plump side, a lunch hedging towards the hefty will invariably result in yet another trip to the supermarket; although such a shortage of slices is apparently ideal for a welcoming wicker basket display.

Japanese bread

Yet as hard as it is to believe, Japanese baking behemoth Yamazaki has opted to take this worrying trend even further by introducing a far more thrifty 3 slice option.

Ideal for single people apparently.

Japanese bread

For a single day no doubt.

(Any similarly banal questions — or even interesting ones if you have any — would be gratefully received, as it would negate the need to make any more up mys pester people for ideas. You can submit them here or alternatively leave a comment below.)

Categorized: Food and Drink, Japan Unwrapped

Feb 09 2007 7 Comments

Bill’s busty bouncers

Whilst the Japanese love of cute characters is nothing new — with the police to popular foodstuff boasting a beaming beastie of some description or another — it still seems a little odd to see a similar creation connected to uncle Bill’s omnipresent operating system. Yet with the OS-tan brigade, that’s exactly what we get.

For example, here’s 2k-tan.

japanese character

And this is ME-tan — the pair perfectly capturing the, erm, personality of their respective operating systems.

japanese character

Sadly the current character set stops at XP, although judging by the video below, more prudish PC users would probably be proposing a promotion to XXXP.


The larger than life young lady perkily proclaiming something along the lines of, “Windows XP has booted up. You are up earlier than usual. I’m happy, we can spend more time together than usual.”

Which, further translated from geek-speak to regular English, comes out as, “Look at my bulging and bouncy breasts. Great aren’t they?”

Now all that remains is to see what levels of voluptuousness Vista may hold…

(huge thanks to Jon for the link)

Categorized: Odd, Web/Tech

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