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Jun 14 2006 10 Comments

Cosplay confessional

The music started, the chapel doors opened, and there was no turning back — not now. Then, seemingly as one, the guests turned towards the opened doors, and with a last deep breath I set off down the aisle, guiding my shaking legs tentatively towards the platform ahead.

wedding chapel

Rather worryingly there appeared to be a lot more people present than anticipated, but I squeezed out a nervous smile and the odd polite nod. Then, checking that the groom was close behind, it was up on to the platform and behind the podium, tightly clasping my bible and ceremony notes. Yes, I was performing my first ‘Christian’ wedding ceremony, and with somewhere in the region of 100 Japanese guests looking on expectantly, I was nervous to say the least.

But why be nervous? If nothing else I looked the part in my newly acquired robe — complete with a rather natty stole and embroidered crosses.

robe

And if that wasn’t enough, surely my 3 hours or so of ‘training’ and the resultant certificate would get me through the proceedings. I was now authorized for goodness sake.

priestly permit

In both English and Japanese.

priestly permit part 2

The trusty robe manufacturers certainly thought so anyway, as I wasn’t plain old Mr Lee Chapman anymore. No, not by a long shot. I was going up in the world, perhaps quite literally.

priestly promotion

Such a rapid rise leading me to believe that I’d be a bishop before I knew it. Or at least I would have been if I hadn’t opted for early retirement — it being a lot of Sunday work and all that.

Categorized: General, Odd, Religion

Jun 13 2006 1 Comment

Web wonder

Japan crowned its first ever internet beauty queen over the weekend, after whittling down a winner from around 5,500 entries. Yet in a bid to make sure that the victor didn’t turn out to be a balding and bearded middle-aged man living with his parents and known online as Judith, the organizers asked the 20 best contestants — chosen by internet voting — to appear in person for the final judgment.

The contest’s eventual champion turned out to be 19-year-old Rena Tomabechi, a university student from Aomori Prefecture. A young lady who fortunately for the organizers appears to be anything but a wildly unpredictable web weirdo.

internet beauty

The teenage student managed to bag the top spot after performing a walk in a bathing suit, which received a winning eja evaluation from the juiced up judges. An award that netted her a tidy 1 million yen (4,750 pound) in cash and a free trip to Hong Kong. Triumphant Tomabechi also proving that she’s far more than just a pretty face, wowing the gathered throng during her acceptance speech by saying, “I still can’t believe it. When I wake up tomorrow, I’ll probably be all confused, thinking ‘What shall I do? I’ve won’.”

High school student ‘Namie’ (pictured below) came a close second.

freaky cosplay

Apparently.

Categorized: General, Web/Tech

Jun 12 2006 4 Comments

Plastic fantastic

According to statisticians well versed on such matters, the world uses between 500 billion and 1 trillion plastic bags a year, with the shopping crazed citizens of Japan getting through a rather greedy 30 billion of those — the excessive separation of goods being the main culprit.

bags galore
all these for a sandwich and 2 bananas

Yet under pressure from environmentalists, this practice looks set to change, with the government recently revising a law to reduce the amount of plastic in use; the new system allowing warnings to be issued to retailers that don’t toe the line.

A brief experiment conducted in a nearby convenience store by Tokyo Times found that this recommended reduction in unnecessary bag usage will cut queuing time by approximately 7.24 seconds per customer, although with the huge number of packaging possessed purchasers in Japan, such findings are unlikely to carry much weight. Even retailers themselves appear suspicious of such moves, with Shinji Shimamura of the Japan Franchise Association saying, “We consider wrapping a part of the product”. The packaging partisan further adding, “We can’t hand customers a hot lunch box or cold ice cream without a bag. That would be unhygienic and very rude.”

A view shared by many it would seem, as within only a week of the government’s announcement, packaging lovers in the capital are already fighting back, with the harvesting of organically grown plastic bags set to commence shortly.

strange_fruit01

Scores of researchers feverishly working on techniques to produce larger and more fashionably coloured ‘fruit’.

strange fruit

(click images for larger lame lark)

Categorized: General, Photography

Jun 09 2006 3 Comments

Manga melons

When it comes to big and bulging bosoms, manga and anime take some beating, with countless characters boasting almost missile-like mammaries — their enormously enlarged bouncy bits defying both nature and gravity.

big and bouncy

Yet for those inclined to dismiss such material as mere titillation, any criticism should be directed at the academics rather than the artists; this poster for an anime and manga school in Tokyo showing in no uncertain terms what’s expected.

japanese manga

Plus as well as details on nurturing the knack of enormous knockers, the site also has a nice line in mildly amusing English.

This home page was installed in order to transmit the information of the classroom which teaches the special field which is called the Yoyogi animation institute which to Japan is. Please enjoy please.

Which is a bonus.

(click image for monumental melons)

*Huge thanks to the always informative Japan Now & Then for the pic.

Categorized: Language, Photography, Sex

Jun 08 2006 8 Comments

Canned convenience

Still looking for the perfect snack to compliment your tinned tea or coffee? A product as compact and convenient as your favourite ready-made beverage?

canned coffee

Well, further foraging is at last unnecessary, because here it is: canned bread.

bread in a can

Yes, bread in a tin. It lasts for 3 years too. And if that’s not enough, you can also choose between chocolate chip, raisin and nut, or the slightly more adventurous coffee, raisin and nut variety. Amazing eh?

Did I mention it comes in a can?

more bread in a can

Acutely aware however of such a reaction to its product, the organization behind it have opted for a no-nonsense and self explanatory name — Pan Desuyo! (This is Bread!). Which is perhaps as well, because on first inspection it may not be immediately obvious.

bread?

Categorized: Food and Drink, Odd

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