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Mar 02 2005 10 Comments

Noticeable nipples

After suffering decidedly flat sales, the switch from lingerie magazine to online store has worked wonders for these Canadian-made nipple enhancers.

nipple enhancers

From dismal figures of only 10 pairs a month, it now seems that Japanese women can’t get enough of these protruding pads. And with the help of TV and magazine reports, they are now flying off the shelves at a rate of 2,000 pairs a month.

Yet as snow is still falling and temperatures remain uncomfortably low, could it be the nice velvet bag they come in that is attracting so many customers?

Categorized: Fashion, Underwear

Mar 01 2005 13 Comments

Yawning Yumel

As Japan’s birthrate continues to fall, and its elderly get ever older, toy manufacturers have been quick to latch on to the new mature market. Last year’s Ifbot is a prime example, but despite its maker claiming the robot has the conversational ability of a 5-year-old, a price tag of 576,000 yen (2,880 pound) is enough to stretch even the most prosperous of pensioners.

Thankfully for the less affluent aged, Tomy has stepped in with its new Yumel doll. And at a cost of only 8,500 yen (42 pound), it means that potential buyers still have plenty of money left to stuff in tin boxes or squander at the local bingo hall.

yumel

Tomy’s new toy is being billed as a ‘healing’ doll, and whereas similar products are aimed at daytime use, Yumel is being touted as a nighttime companion. Project leader Osamu Kiriseko claims that, “You need to enjoy the night together if you really hope to live with a doll.”

With this in mind, the name Yumel comes from the word ‘yume’ (dream), and it’s designed to look like a sleepy baby boy – albeit one with big and black manga-esque eyes. And to further enhance the sleepiness factor, the toy is equipped with six sensors and an IC chip, allowing the doll to accurately keep track of its owners sleeping patterns. Thus Yumel starts the day with a breezy “Good morning,” and ends it with drooping eyelids and a drowsy “Good night” after a quick pat on the chest makes it ‘fall asleep’.

sleeping yumel

This programmable sleeping schedule allows Yumel to detect how regular its owner’s sleep pattern is, and if it judges that things aren’t quite how they should be, the doll will pipe up with, “Aren’t you pushing yourself too hard?” But rather more sinister is Kiriseko’s claim that, “If you lead an orderly life, Yumel will be in a good mood, singing songs or pleading with you to do something like buying him toys.”

Like more Tomy products perchance?

yumel line up

Categorized: Technology Stuff

Feb 28 2005 6 Comments

Freaky figurine

I’m guessing that the opticians displaying the bizarre looking character below was aiming for the cute look. But as you can see, things didn’t quite work out that way.

freaky japanese statue

Categorized: Odd, Photography

Feb 28 2005 3 Comments

Pervert pandemic

“Conditions are so bad, it’s fair to say that railway carriages are virtual groper incubators.”

Samu Yamamoto, author of Chikan no Hyakka (Encyclopedia of Groping).

Quotes like this, and a recent announcement by Tokyo’s largest train operator that it is begrudgingly considering women-only carriages, show how bad the situation has become. But there again, perhaps such information isn’t really necessary, as if it’s possible to produce an encyclopedia on the subject, then there must be an awful lot of it about.

Categorized: Sex

Feb 25 2005 2 Comments

Cop a feel

With crime on the rise, the local police force has adopted a rather unconventional approach to strengthening its relationship with the community. It looks like it will be a roaring success too. I mean, how can the heady mix of miniskirt police and all-you-can-drink draft beer be anything but?

sexy police

Categorized: Photography, Sex

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