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Jan 02 2004 3 Comments

Feeling lucky?

Just like everywhere else, the beginning of the year here is all about sales, sales, and more sales. This means that the Japanese don’t miss out on seeing something they bought last week, now selling for half its original price. Isn’t that such a wonderful feeling?

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But in Japan you can attempt to inflict further misery upon yourself by buying a fukubukuro. These are bags priced from 1,000 Yen upwards, and contain unseen goods. The combined value of which is supposed to be worth more than the asking price. The translation for fukubukuro is lucky bag. Regardless of its name, and the supposedly good value, I’m not convinced.

For 1,000 Yen I guess it’s fair enough. That’s not exactly a huge amount of cash. But the most popular fukubukuro’s are between 10 and 20,000 Yen. That’s a lot of money. Up to 100 Pound. Especially so when you don’t know what you are going to get.

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Yet these prices pale into comparison when you take a look at some of the big boys on offer. The Mitsukoshi department store comes out top this year, offering a lucky bag for the princely sum of 100,000,000 Yen (over 500,000 Pounds). A bit further behind, but not exactly in the bargain basement range is Isetan’s offering. For 30,000,000 Yen, they have a Fukubukuro that contains a house (that’s one big bag!). But what kind of house is unknown. Worth taking a chance? A 150,000 Pound gamble? And lastly we have the Seibu department store’s top fukubukuro. For a cool 20,000,000 Yen, you get a bag with some jewellery in it. For over 100,000 Pounds, that’s got to be some serious stuff. How many sovereign rings would that be!?

It’s hard enough to imagine having so much money, but if you did, would you spend it on something you couldn’t see, and quite possibly wouldn’t like? I don’t know if my understanding of the word lucky is a bit off, but buying a bag full of stuff you can’t see is asking for trouble in my books. There’s certainly a good chance you might end up looking as despondent as this fukubukuro gambler.

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Categorized: Culture

Jan 01 2004 Leave a Comment

Banzai!

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A Happy New Year to one and all. Especially you at the back holding a camera up.

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Categorized: General

Dec 31 2003 1 Comment

Where is everybody?

Being in Tokyo at this time of year can have its disadvantages. For starters, New Years Eve isnt the go-out-and-get-absolutely-shit-faced-drunk kind of night. Not in the slightest. Instead its common to eat noodles and watch TV. Hmm.

Also, the banks are closed for 3 or 4 days, so if you forget to draw some money out before late afternoon on the 31st, then you are in for a poor start to the New Year. Quite literally.

But there are advantages. Well, one to be exact. Usually the trains are like this:

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Yet for a few peaceful days over the New Year, they are like this:

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Look, theres even room to lie down!

Having just re-read this post, I think I’ve inadvertently managed to demonstrate how dull the New Year can be here. Ho hum.

Categorized: Culture

Dec 30 2003 Leave a Comment

A robotic savior?

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This cute little machine could save me a lot of problems. It’s name is PaPeRo (not very catchy I know), and from all accounts it has the ability to translate sentences from Japanese to English (or vice versa) in seconds.

No more awkward situations in restaurants or shops if I buy one of these little wonders. I could just turn to trusty PaPeRo for assistance. Likewise at work, I could place the wee fella on my desk and have my own personal interpreter. Fantastic.

Plus he has a dainty little backpack. Ideal for holding my mobile phone. What more could a man ask for?

Hmm, I wonder if he enjoys drinking beer and talking about sport…

Categorized: Technology Stuff

Dec 30 2003 Leave a Comment

Japanese schoolgirls in lesbian shocker!

A certain duo I saw on MTV today reminded me of this autumn’s sports day at my school. And yes, it does indeed involve Japanese schoolgirls and lesbianism. Kind of.

Whilst I don’t really have duties to perform at the annual sports day, as a teacher I’m expected to attend nonetheless. The day involves watching endless nonsensical events (I’m hard pushed to put most of them under the banner of sport), whilst at the same time doing my utmost to avoid getting involved in the teachers’ relay race. If you saw me run you’d understand why.

But anyway, I must push on in regards to schoolgirls and lesbianism. An integral part of the day is the girls dance routine. Mine is a pretty big school, so this performance involves over 300 female students dancing about in short skirts. Each year I see this extravaganza, I always feel a little bit awkward, a bit of an uncle fester. I mean, lets be honest, a fair number of people would pay a lot of money to witness such a performance. It has crossed my mind that if I were to film the proceedings, I could probably sell it for a tidy sum of money. But I hasten to say it remains merely a thought. Honest.

So anyway, that’s the Japanese schoolgirl section of the title dealt with. The lesbianism aspect was a new edition to this year’s event. As for reasons that defy explanation, one of the songs danced to this year was by the slightly infamous Russian duo TaTu. The are they or aren’t they argument is irrelevant really, as the image they portray leaves little to the imagination. So to use it in the girls dance repertoire, was, it has to be said, a surprise choice. Needless to say a film with that as a soundtrack could have significantly increased its selling price.

The thing is, the gay flavour wasn’t quite finished with TaTu. as for a stirring finale, The Pet Shop Boys Go West was blasted put of the school’s PA system. Figure that one out!

Thankfully when the boys turn came around, The Village people’s YMCA was not a part of the proceedings.

Categorized: Sex

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