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Tattoo titillation

The Kanou sisters are famous for 4 things.

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Yes, you’ve guessed it, their unfeasibly large breasts.

But Kyoko, the older of the two, has decided to add a fifth reason. As in a new photo collection due to be released on the 16th of this month, the big-busted celebrity will reveal a new tattoo. And somewhat outrageously in an area that one women’s weekly referred to as the star’s V-zone. This photographed area is apparently clean-shaven, and adorned with a butterfly. One that is brightly coloured, has wings formed by rose petals, and a body shaped like a heart.

Yet don’t for a minute think that Kyoko is merely a large chested model with a racy tattoo. Because she’s also a talented artist, as she claims to have designed the tattoo all by herself.

“I gave the orders about the colors to use, like pink and blue, and the right angle for the tattoo, making sure that it would look beautiful when I spread my legs. Just like how it’s beautiful to gaze at a well made-up face, I wanted to express myself beautifully between my legs.”

And if that wasn’t a little too much information, in regards to her lack of hirsuteness she said, “It’s common now for Hollywood celebrities to shave their pubes. It’s all about grooming and appearance.”

It’s just a pity the sisters don’t seem to consider their grooming and appearance when consistently opting for some of the worst 80’s style haircuts in the business.

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And before you ask, I have no idea who the character on the right is!

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Upskirt picture perverts

With a massive increase in the availability of cheap digital cameras, coupled with the huge number of camera equipped phones on the market, the danger of mischief is now never far away. Although to be fair, the mobile phone makers in Japan were quickly on to the pervert potential of the camera and phone combo, making each handset produce an inordinately loud noise every time a picture is taken.

But with Japan’s seemingly vast underground network of peepers (even University professors are at it), the battle against such deviants is always going to be an uphill struggle. Fairly recently however, the police managed to score a rare point against the dark forces of perversion.

Last week it was reported that during March, the police in Saitama Prefecture (just north of Tokyo) captured six members of a gang dedicated to voyeuristic pictures of women taken with concealed digital cameras. The group came together after meeting through an internet site dedicated to their unique brand of photography. And to make their operations more covert, they each adopted a nickname. One of the men rather optimistically calling himself ‘Beckham’.

But the gang’s downfall came when they were caught trying to ‘photograph’ a 20-year-old shop clerk. One member of the group engaged the unsuspecting woman in conversation, whilst the rest of the members approached her from behind (although presumably not all at once) and captured their desired image. A technique apparently well known amongst upskirt photography aficionados.

After the gang’s no doubt embarrassing arrest, one of the members said, “I wanted to get shots that my colleagues would praise.” Whilst another was quoted as saying, “Normally, a person takes upskirt photos on his own. But we did it in a group in a bid to improve our technique.”

What charges will be brought against these men remains to be seen, but in the future lets hope they don’t get their hands on one of these little wonders.

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Heaven knows what kind of trouble such men could get themselves into with a camera that small.

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Soapland insolvency

In Japan, if a man feels that he needs the, ahem, attentions of a young lady, there is no shortage of establishments that will gladly cater to all his needs. Whether this involves (fleeting) friendship, fetishism, fellatio, or anything else for that matter starting with the letter f. Basically, if it’s sexually related and you’ve got the necessary cash, then (for want of a better description) you’ll be able to find whatever is right up your alley.

With the country still in the midst of an elongated recession though, you’d think that such places would be on the decline. But think again. It turns out that the sex industry has adapted better than most in these lean economic times. Somehow it has managed to cut prices, yet at the same time improve the quality of its services. Perhaps not to the degree were you could hope to find offers along the lines of buy one, get one free, but nevertheless good deals are apparently out there for those wanting to indulge.

It seems however that such low price loving has created a new kind of problem. Namely a glut of penniless patrons. As it seems that some men just can’t get enough of these discount dalliances. So much so in fact that they are prepared to run the risk of financial ruin. For one 33-year-old real estate agent, the road to personal bankruptcy began last year.

His story starts like this. “My boss had invited me to a low-priced soapland [a place offering soapy massages complete with extras] in Shinjuku. When we arrived, there was this fantastically beautiful woman. She had the triple whammy of face, long legs, and sexuality. Plus she was nice and quickly made me forget all the stresses from my job.”

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In fact, not only did this soapy siren make him forget his job, but arguably the rudimentary basics of personal finance. His visits to soapland quickly became an addiction (or perhaps obsession is the better word), and despite the reasonably priced services, financial ruin was just around the corner. His frequent soapy sojourns resulted in this sorry state of affairs. “I borrowed a total of 4 million yen from 5 loan shark agencies. But now that I can’t pay it back, I’ve hired a lawyer for personal-bankruptcy proceedings.”

From all accounts this story is not especially unusual, and the internet has helped spread the word and increase promotion. Many parlours (or whatever you want to call them) run their own web sites, and in the process many of the women featured have turned into starlets of sorts. Further increasing interest, and likewise revenue.

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And if all this wasn’t enough, the abundance of camera equipped cell phones has also played its part. One parlour manager said, “In the beginning we got requests asking if they could use them to take photos of the women naked. So now we allow picture taking, depending on how often the customer comes here. We think it improves our sales.”

Judging by the sorry story of the real estate agent, this certainly seems to be true. Still, as long as he is able to keep paying his phone bill, he’ll at least have a few souvenirs to get him through the lean times ahead. On the other hand, bath time will never be quite the same again.

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Governmental groper

Teru Takagi, a 40-year-old government worker, has joined the growing ranks of public servants arrested for sexual deviancy. Or to use the technical jargon, for violation of a prefectural ordinance that forbids people from creating a public nuisance.

Mr. Takagi was traveling to work on a busy train, when for reasons known only to himself, he began groping the thighs of a young woman stood next to him. Rather surprisingly the woman put up with this for a few minutes, but presumably as Takagi-san showed no signs of stopping, she asked him to get off the train at the next stop.

Why Takagi agreed to this is a mystery. Unless of course he mistakenly thought that the woman was enjoying having her thighs rubbed, and wanted to continue the sordid business in a rather less crowded environment. But whatever the reason, get off the train he did, and at that point found that he was the one getting grabbed, as his victim held him by his tie and alerted a station official.

The Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries’ Regional Agricultural Administration Office where Mr. Takagi works wouldn’t offer a comment until all the details were confirmed. But if the whole Incident wasn’t embarrassing enough, the area covered by this department is the appropriately named Kinki region.

Oh how I’ve longed for such a story from this unfortunately titled area!

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More panty pilfering

On this site you’ll find numerous underwear related stories. From the sale of used under garments, to tales of those going to extraordinary lengths just to get a mere peek of a young lady’s panties. But this latest offering arguably tops them all.

Last week, in Tochigi prefecture north of Tokyo, a man stole a high school student’s underwear. This is bad enough in itself, but what’s even worse is she was actually wearing them.

The unfortunate girl was at a quiet and unmanned station at 9:30 a.m., when a young male in his 20’s approached her. He then unexpectedly hit her, knocking her to the floor. And as she was grounded, he forced her to take off her panties and hand them over to him. Then, once in possession of his prize, he made good his escape.

After the panty pilferer had fled, the girl phoned the police on her mobile, but by the time they arrived at the scene the man had long since gone.

Now it has to be said that buying used underwear from vending machines (or from anywhere else for that matter) is unusual, but this story takes such panty perversion to new depths. And with Tokyo banning the sale of used underwear, will we see a rise in such bizarre crimes?

To be honest it wouldn’t surprise me, although admittedly it would give me plenty of material. With such a huge variety of panty related incidents and stories to cover, I fear I may have to split my underwear category into sub sections!