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Oct 08 2004 1 Comment

For Chist’s sake!

Personally, if I were producing an item of clothing bearing the name of a famous personality or film (or in this case a combination of the two), I’d probably give the spelling a quick check before the design was finalized.

Not so the makers of a rather colourful baseball cap I came across recently. As is always the case in these situations, I didn’t have a digital camera with me. Having to make do with my rather limited camera phone. But that said, the design’s glaring error is still clearly visible in all its misspelled glory.

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Categorized: Fashion, Language, Religion

Oct 07 2004 1 Comment

Toilet technology

Naoko Ito, a 60-year-old waitress, used to cringe in embarrassment at the thought that others could hear the sound of her efforts on the toilet.

But for Ito-san (and apparently thousands more like her), help is finally at hand. The fear of people hearing one’s grunts and groans, or splashes and splutterings, have been forever banished by Toto Ltd’s Sound Princess.

A simple wave of the hand over the device’s sensor makes a flushing sound that (unless the user is having a particularly torrid time) masks the sound of their bodily function. Toto claims to have already sold 500,000 Sound Princess units, with orders surging by an impressive 125% in 2003. Company spokesperson Kumi Goto said, “Japanese women are very embarrassed by the sounds they make in the toilet.” And as far as sales go, “the core of our clientele is schools and companies.”

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But not only does the Sound Princess prevent women’s blushes, it’s also good for the environment. Without such a masking device, it is from all accounts common for Japanese ladies to (and at times furiously) flush and re-flush the toilet to cover any unseemly sounds. Which whilst quite efficient on the noise prevention front, is not especially good for the environment.

And if all this wasn’t enough justification for the Sound Princess’ existence, parasitologist Noriji Suzuki claims that for a long time going to the toilet has been an embarrassing and shameful practice for Japanese women. The Kochi University professor said, “Sometimes you see people talking to each other over a stall in the West, but that would never happen in our culture.”

Up to now though the demand for the Sound Princess has been limited to ladies bathrooms, with Ms. Goto confirming that, “I still haven’t heard of men who say that they want a Sound Princess in the men’s room.”

Maybe not, but perhaps a sister (or even brother) device along the lines of Odour Prince would get my wholehearted support.

Categorized: Technology Stuff

Oct 07 2004 2 Comments

Senseless stabbing

A man was fatally stabbed in Osaka last week following an argument with a stranger. But the disagreement wasn’t over a woman, money, or even politics. No, it was over the issue of urinating in public.

The victim, 38-year-old Takayuki Nishio, was drinking in a park with friends after a game of amateur baseball. But the argument started when Yoshio Maeda was walking his dog in the same area, and spotted one member of Nishio’s group relieving himself.

Why Nishio-san was singled out is unknown, but a slanging match broke-out between him and Maeda. All pretty innocent up to now, but following the argument the deranged dog walker went home and picked up a knife. Then promptly returned to the park and stabbed the unfortunate Nishio in the stomach, resulting in his death a few hours later.

Categorized: General

Oct 05 2004 7 Comments

Jeanist jamboree

For the second year running, singing sensation Ayumi Hamasaki has been awarded the, ahem, prestigious Best Jeanist prize. Yes, you read that right. Jeanist!

Still, if nothing else, it gives me a (relatively) valid reason to post a picture of the rather attractive Ms. Hamasaki. Sporting jeans of course.

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Categorized: Fashion

Oct 05 2004 2 Comments

Sitting survey

toilet_sitting.jpgThere are surveys for most things these days, so I guess Toto Corp’s investigation into the toilet habits of men should come as no surprise. And in its peeing poll, the nation’s largest toilet manufacturer discovered that 23.7% of Japanese men sit down to urinate.

Reasons for the increase in sitters (up from about 14% three years ago) are said to be varied, but most of them seem to centre around cleaning, and the poor aim of many men.

An unnamed and newly married 24-year-old company employee who was interviewed fell into the latter category. A recently converted sitter, he went on the record saying, “It’s my job to clean the toilet and I used to find my aim wasn’t too good, Once I’d gotten used to sitting, I learned to relax”

Toilet researcher (yes, you read that right) Junichi Hirata has a different take on the burgeoning trend. After presumably extensive research, the men’s room master blames the increase on the spread of Western toilets. Hirata-san highlighted the decision in the 1960’s to move away from Japanese toilets as being the turning point, leading to a massive decrease in numbers. And eventually to the position we find ourselves in today, with the Western-style toilet being considered the norm.

yfronts.jpgBut the trend for sitting could bring about other changes, and not just cleaner bowls and drier floors. Urinal sales are said to be plummeting, with figures down 60,000 from four years ago. And even underwear designers are taking note. The opening at the front of men’s underwear is quickly becoming superfluous, with catalogue clothing seller Cecile Co. having less than half of their stock offering such access. A presumably straight-faced company spokesman was quoted as saying, “With so many guys in their teens or 20s sitting down every time they use the toilet, the demand for briefs with openings just isn’t there anymore.”

This trend has ruffled a few feathers though. Chiba Institute of Technology Associate Prof. Yoshiyuki Ueno (who has studied toilets for an astonishing 3 decades) is not at all happy about it. The professor immediately went on the offensive, forcefully proclaiming that, “Men are structurally designed to piss standing up.” And if this wasn’t enough, he went on to say, “I wouldn’t recommend anybody sitting down on a Western-style toilet to urinate. I advocate bringing back household urinals and solving problems regarding cleanliness by getting guys to be responsible for cleaning up.”

So there you go.

Categorized: General, Odd, Underwear

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